"When this drunken Aussie was shaken awake by police he prayed none of the neighbors had seen him collapsed on the curb. Unfortunately millions could gaze at his slumped form. For at the moment he passed out, Google's Street View camera car was filming in that corner of Melbourne. And the man - identified only as Bill, 46, - is not happy. The fisherman who had been drowning his sorrows at a funeral, said: "I wasn't thinking there would be someone driving by with a camera."
Thankfully, Google is not in a rush to get dark alleys and parking garages mapped out at 3 in the morning so I think my worries shall remain focused on staying alert enough to avoid all the horny transsexuals. Hell, that Aussie should quit complaining, at least the police found him before the wombats did.