"How you doin?"

Yes, "how you doin?" spoken with a Jersey accent was actually this beetles attempt to talk to a girl last night. Let me paint the picture for you...

We both notice this pretty cute girl enter the bar alone and drunk. She proceeds to dance with 2-3 dudes and then starts heading over to the Beet and I. I notice this and tell Beet to talk to her. This is when the fun began.

Beet: "how you doin"?
Girl: hi
Beet: *crickets*

The girl then thankfully walked away ending the longest most painful 30 seconds I have ever been apart of. I was actually so embarrassed by this train wreck that my head got really hot and I felt nauseous.