Received this email from one of our esteemed golfing partners yesterday (names poorly withheld to protect the innocent):
My friend Cooper runs a fantasy golf league that i'm in. He sends out weekly "good, bad, and ugly" emails where he ranks random things that occur during the week. Here is this week's "bad"
The BAD:
-What Stanley must have thought while playing golf in Fairfax on Saturday. He said that the group behind them kept making lots of noise and was generally acting rowdy. While his group was on the 8th tee, the aforementioned group sped around the corner and slammed on the breaks [sic] in the middle of a tee shot. Stanley then surprisingly heard someone utter the question, "Geoff Stanley?" Naturally, the person leading the rowdy group was Mr. Flanman ("Fancy Clap").
Honestly, i don't know what is more offensive, the fact that they think Flanman is the ringmaster of our rowdy group, or the fact they would have the nerve to tee off while I am attempting to perfect a 180 stop in a golf cart. That maneuver is fucking hard asshole.
Anyway, I'll at least give the poor chap some props over the use of the phrase "Fancy Clap". I believe Berg got a nasty case of that disposing some of the classier dead hookers from his father's trunk.
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